A Girl's Secret Dream

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It’s when a guy strips down to his bare skin in front of a girl or a bunch of girls and yells the word ‘du’ like it’s the most important thing in the universe, even though it’s just a stupid word.
He took off his shirt in front of my entire class and screamed 'du' for five minutes straight. I died.
My guy friend took his shirt off in the hallway and yelled 'du' so loud the janitor came out.
He took off his shirt in front of me and said 'du' like it was a love song. It was not.
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It’s when a guy gets completely naked in front of a girl or a group of girls and chants the word ‘du’ like it’s a magic spell that will make them all fall in love with him.
He took off everything in front of the gym and yelled ‘du’ so loud my ears hurt.
He came into the cafeteria shirtless and said ‘du’ like it was a declaration of war.
He stripped in front of my friends and said ‘du’ like it was a secret code only we knew.
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It’s when a guy takes his shirt off in front of a girl or a group of girls and screams the word ‘du’ so much it sounds like he’s trying to impress a toddler.
He took off his shirt in front of me and yelled ‘du’ so much it was like he was having a meltdown.
He stripped in front of the whole school and said ‘du’ like it was a superhero power.
He took off his shirt in the bathroom and said ‘du’ for ten minutes straight. I almost cried.
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