Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the one thing you will never have unless you stop being a sad, lonely loser

Bro, I’ve been single for 3 years. I’ve had 2 jobs and 1 pet die on me.

I’m 24 and still living with my mom. My girlfriend is my only hope.

If I don’t get a girlfriend, I’m gonna start crying in public again.

2

the thing you’ll never have if you keep looking at this site like it’s your last chance

I’ve been scrolling this site for 2 hours. My eyes are sore and I still don’t have a girlfriend.

I opened this site, and now I’ve lost 4 hours of my life.

I’m not even sure I need a girlfriend anymore. I just need a nap.

3

the one thing you will never have, and it’s probably never gonna happen

I’ve been dating my ex for 3 years. I still don’t have a girlfriend.

I’ve had 5 failed relationships. I’m not even sure I want one anymore.

I’m 26 and I still think I’m gonna get a girlfriend someday.

4

the thing you don’t have and it’s probably not coming anytime soon

I have 3 boyfriends and still no girlfriend. It’s getting awkward.

I’m a guy who’s dating a guy and I still don’t have a girlfriend.

I’ve been dating my cousin for 2 years and I still don’t have a girlfriend.

5

the thing I have and you don’t, and I’m not letting you forget it

I have a girlfriend and you’re still single. You’re a sad, lonely loser.

I have a girlfriend who still loves me. You’re stuck with your ex.

I have a girlfriend and I’m not letting you forget it.

6

a magical being who can predict your future and make you cry for a week straight. Also, she’s your best friend and your worst enemy.

My girlfriend can read my mind and knows when I’m lying. She also cries for a week every time I break up with her.

My girlfriend is a witch and she can make me cry for a week straight.

My girlfriend is the only one who knows my secrets and still loves me.

7

the girl who makes your life better, laughs at your jokes, and still loves you even when you’re a mess

My girlfriend laughs at my jokes even when I’m being a total idiot.

My girlfriend still loves me even when I break up with her every 2 weeks.

My girlfriend is the best thing that ever happened to me.