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A drunk mess that hurts like hell and makes you wish you were dead.

I tried to dance on a table and face-planted into a punch bowl. Now my face is a punch bowl.

My cousin drank 12 beers and ran into a wall. His nose is now a masterpiece.

I tried to kiss my crush and fell off a chair. My elbow is now a trophy.

When a ginger or a ginger who’s always getting hurt gets wrecked by a drink.

My brother drank too much and tried to fight a trash can. He got a black eye and a bruised ego.

My friend is a ginger and a klutz. He spilled his drink and tripped into a hot dog cart.

I tried to balance on a barstool and fell off. Now I have a boo-boo on my knee.

A total disaster that happens when you drink and then do something stupid.

I drank rum and tried to juggle my phone. Now my phone is broken and I’m crying.

My sister drank wine and tried to paint my face. Now I look like a clown and she’s laughing.

I drank whiskey and tried to wrestle my dog. Now my dog has a broken tail and I have a broken heart.

When you drink beer and then your body decides it hates you.

I drank beer and tried to do a backflip. Now I have a sore back and a sore head.

I drank too much and tried to eat a whole pizza. Now my stomach is a pizza oven.

I drank beer and tried to ride a bike. Now I’m dizzy and my bike is on fire.