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The need to take a huge dump but when you finally go, it鈥檚 just a tiny pebble of crap.
You sat there for 10 minutes, but it was just a single poopy flake.
You were sure you had a full-bladder-level dump, but it was just one big turd and a few crumbles.
You sat on the throne like it was the final battle, but your dump was just a little flake.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Something that lived in Joey's fridge, probably expired and smelled like regret.
That pizza looked like it had been there since the 90s.
The sandwich was so old, it had a life of its own.
The lasagna was so bad, it should鈥檝e been a crime.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Something in Joey Tribbiani鈥檚 fridge that had no business being there and probably gave him heartburn.
That soup was so old, it probably had a PhD.
The casserole was a crime against food.
The meatloaf was so bad, it probably had a lawyer.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When someone cuts off all contact with you, like you鈥檙e a ghost, and they just vanish.
He didn鈥檛 even say goodbye, he just ghosted me like I was a bad memory.
She didn鈥檛 even text me, she just left me hanging like a bad joke.
He didn鈥檛 even say I was annoying, he just ghosted me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Ghosting can be when you watch a stream just to get info on them and then beat them up, or when you just shut off and disappear like you were never there.
He watched the stream for two hours just to know what moves to make next.
She blocked him, changed her number, and never came back.
He ghosted her so fast, she thought she had a ghost.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you ditch someone you were dating without a warning, and you just hope they get the hint and leave you alone.
He just ghosted her and left her hanging like a bad joke.
She ghosted him and never even said goodbye.
He ghosted her because he was too lazy to say he didn鈥檛 like her.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When someone says they love you, and the only reply is 'Ditto', like a total fake.
He said he loved her, and she just said 'Ditto' like she was bored.
She told him she was in love, and he just said 'Ditto' like he had no feelings.
He said he adored her, and she just said 'Ditto' like it was a chore.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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