a Gerry

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A Gerry is a dumbass jock who thinks he’s a god because he can catch a ball. No one knows what his cock looks like, but everyone’s tired of hearing about it. He’s a lazy, smug, hot mess who acts like he’s thinking deep thoughts when he’s just being a jackass.

Gerry just stood there like he was Einstein and said, 'I was thinking about the meaning of life.'

At lunch, Gerry didn’t even pick up his sandwich because he was too busy pretending to be profound.

Gerry tried to explain why he failed math and said, 'I was thinking about the universe.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Gerri is a hot girl who’s smart, funny, and doesn’t take crap from anyone. She’s got a laugh that could make a guy forget his own name. If she’s mad, she’ll ignore you, talk about you, and make you feel like a complete idiot, but she’ll still be your friend in the end.

Gerri laughed so hard at my joke that I forgot my own name.

When I asked her out, she said, 'I’m not even sure you’re worth my time.'

Gerri got mad at me for eating her sandwich, and I didn’t see her for a week.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Gerri is a girl who’s nice, pretty, and everyone loves her. She’s got friends, she’s got talent, and she’s got a personality that could make a boring day exciting. Some people just don’t get her and that’s their problem.

Gerri helped me with my homework even though she had her own work to do.

Gerri was the most popular girl in school, but she still remembered my name.

Gerri was so pretty that the whole school stopped paying attention to the principal.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Gerry is just a Jerry. But it’s also a hot girl with nice legs and a laugh that could charm a guy into being her boyfriend. And she’s always there for you, no matter what.

Gerry was just a Jerry, but he turned into a hot girl when he smiled.

Gerry had legs that made guys forget their own names.

Gerry was always there for me, even when I messed up.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Gerri is a sexy woman who thinks she’s the best. She’s so hot that men think she already has a date, so they leave her alone. And she knows everything, like how to beat you at chess, how to solve math problems, and how to ruin your day.

Gerri knew everything and even told me how to solve my math problem.

Men thought Gerri already had a date, so they didn’t even ask her out.

Gerri was so smart that she could beat me at chess and still had time to laugh at me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Gerry is a guy who says 'fuck it' and means it. He’s got a big cock and sometimes he’s a bit of a whore, but when he loves someone, he sticks with them like glue.

Gerry said 'fuck it' and left his job because he was too lazy to go back.

Gerry had a big cock and a lot of girlfriends, but he still loved me the most.

Gerry was a bit of a whore, but he was still committed to me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Gerry is the most handsome kid in school. He’s got a Spanish or Filipino background, he’s good at basketball, and he knows how to get the girls. But sometimes he gets stressed out over work like a total idiot.

Gerry was the most handsome guy in school and everyone knew it.

Gerry played basketball like a god and still had time to flirt with me.

Gerry got stressed over math and forgot how to breathe.

by Slangipedia 6d ago