A gentleman but not a gentle-man

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A man who acts like a fancy, well-dressed prince, but also has the temper of a angry bull in a china shop. He’s polite until you make him mad.
He said 'hello ma’am' then kicked my chair out from under me.
At the bar, he offered me a drink, then told the bartender to shut up.
He asked me to dance, then tripped me into the punch bowl.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who’s smooth as a lake, but has a rough side. He’ll charm you, then call you a donkey when you’re not looking.
He whispered sweet nothings in my ear, then called me a donkey in front of everyone.
He handed me a rose, then broke my phone.
He asked me to dinner, then threw my napkin at me.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who has the manners of a king, but the attitude of a prisoner who just got kicked in the shins.
He bowed to me, then called the waiter a f***ing idiot.
He asked me to be his partner, then said I was a clumsy f***.
He served me wine, then spilled it on my shirt.
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A man who’s got the style of a movie star, but the mouth of a sailor who’s been f***ed up by the sea.
He smiled at me like I was a movie star, then called me a f***ing mess.
He asked me to sit with him, then told the table to shut up.
He gave me a compliment, then said I was a f***ing disaster.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who acts like a prince, but has the temper of a wild dog that’s been kicked in the balls.
He greeted me like a queen, then bit my arm.
He offered me a drink, then threw my glass at the wall.
He asked me to dance, then pulled my hair.
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A man who’s fancy as a dinner party, but got the mouth of a man who’s had one too many f***ing insults.
He said 'beautiful lady,' then called me a f***ing idiot.
He invited me to dinner, then said the food was f***ing terrible.
He kissed my hand, then said I was a f***ing mess.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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