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A man who looks like a normal guy but then suddenly yells 'I’m gay!' and starts crying in the middle of a grocery store. He’s like a new kid in the gay club who’s still trying to figure out how to use a fag meter.
'I’m gay!' he screamed, dropping a bag of chips on the floor.
He cried in the produce aisle like he lost his mom.
He texted his ex: 'I’m gay now. You were wrong.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A legendary writer who made up fake worlds and made people believe they were real. He died, but now he’s haunting every fantasy book ever written.
He wrote books that made kids believe dragons were real.
He died, but his ghost still writes books.
He’s in every fantasy novel like a sneaky ghost.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you think you’re talking to your friends, but you’re just making noise into a silent void. It’s like you’re talking to a wall that’s also laughing at you.
He talked for five minutes and no one heard a word.
He said, 'Hello?' and no one responded.
He ranted about pizza and no one knew why.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you try to chat but you’re like a fish out of water, talking to no one. You’re just making sounds and hoping someone will save you.
He talked about his day, but no one heard him.
He said, 'I’m going to eat pizza,' and no one responded.
He yelled at the screen like it was his ex.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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