A Geebs

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A geeb is a gravity bong, the cheapest and most powerful way to get high. It hits you like a truck, and you're left wheezing like a broken dog.
Bro, I took a geeb and I felt like I was on fire.
I just used my grandma's gravity bong, and now I'm flying.
That geeb was so strong, I passed out in math class.
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Geeb is the reason you're alive, the reason your mom ever had you. It’s the magic that makes everything good, and the curse that makes everything bad.
Geeb is life, bro. Without it, I’d be dead.
I got a D on my test because of too much geeb.
Geeb is the only thing keeping me from crying in public.
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A geeb is a gravity bong, and it’s basically a bottle, a bowl, and a bucket of water. It’s like the worst science experiment ever, but you smoke it and feel amazing.
I did a geeb and I felt like I could fly.
My brother used a geeb and he cried like a baby.
My mom took a geeb and said she was going to heaven.
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A geeb is a gravity bong. It's like the best thing ever. You put your weed in, you light it, you inhale, and you're ready to beat up the world.
I did a geeb and my dog ran away.
I took a geeb and I started talking to the ceiling.
That geeb was so good, I forgot my own name.
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A geeb is a way to get high. It’s a noun, a verb, and a filler word. It’s like the universe itself, but for weed.
I used a geeb and I was flying.
I said 'geeb' and I got a B on my test.
Geeb is life, and I'm living it.
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A geeb is a nickname for Green Bay, Wisconsin. It’s also a way to get high. But mostly it’s a nickname for a city that should’ve been a better city.
I went to Green Bay and took a geeb.
Green Bay is the best city, and the geeb is the best part of it.
Green Bay is a geeb, and I love it.
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A geeb is a geek, and a geek is like a human who doesn’t know how to have fun. But you know what? A geek can be cool if they take a geeb.
I’m a geek and I took a geeb.
My brother is a geek and he cried in math class.
Geeks are cool, but they need a geeb to be amazing.
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