a gay thing

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A gay thing is when someone looks like they were born in a glitter factory and smells like regret.

My cousin tried to be cool by wearing a unicorn shirt to the mall. It was a gay thing.

My mom’s new boyfriend wears pink socks and talks to his plants. That’s a gay thing.

My teacher said the class was a gay thing because we all cried during the movie.

A gay thing is when you act like you’re special just because you have a nose ring and a bad haircut.

My brother thinks he’s a rockstar because he has a nose ring. That’s a gay thing.

My friend’s dog wears a tiny hat. That’s a gay thing.

My neighbor’s kid ran around the block wearing a tutu. That’s a gay thing.

A gay thing is when you spend more money on makeup than your mom spends on groceries.

My sister bought 10 lipsticks last week. That’s a gay thing.

My dad’s cousin wears eyeliner and smells like perfume. That’s a gay thing.

My friend’s pet parrot wears a bowtie. That’s a gay thing.