A “Gay perce”

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A rookie jumpin' out of a plane who's got the hots for a lady who used to be a guy and now wears a dress
My cousin’s a gay perce and he’s obsessed with his instructor’s girlfriend.
He texted me, 'I saw the gay perce crying after his first drop.'
The gay perce got kicked out of the squad for making out mid-air.
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A fresh-faced skydiver who can’t stop thinking about a trans woman and her pretty legs
The gay perce got in trouble for snatching a trans woman’s coffee.
He told me, 'I’m a gay perce and I’m not ashamed.'
The gay perce tried to flirt with the commander and got a detention.
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A dumb kid who jumps out of a plane and can’t stop staring at a woman who used to be a man
The gay perce got a tattoo of his crush and now everyone laughs at him.
He said, 'I’m a gay perce and I’m gonna marry my instructor.'
The gay perce got tossed out of the plane for making out with his crush.
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