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A tiny gay guy who looks like he was run over by a candy truck. Also called a 'fucking idiot' and 'the stupidest faggot I've ever seen.'
He’s so short he thinks the chocolate river is a lake.
He tried to work the factory machine and it broke him.
He told me he’s a wizard. I called him a faggot.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A little gay guy who’s so stupid he thinks the Easter Bunny is real. Also called 'the dumbest faggot ever' and 'the guy who cries when he drops a chocolate.'
He cried when he dropped a chocolate. I laughed so hard I wet my pants.
He thinks the Easter Bunny is real. I called him a faggot.
He tried to eat a whole candy bar and got a stomach ache.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A tiny gay guy who’s so dumb he thinks the moon is made of chocolate. Also called 'the stupidest little faggot I’ve ever met' and 'the guy who thinks the sky is a candy wrapper.'
He said the moon is made of chocolate. I called him a faggot.
He thinks the sky is a candy wrapper. I laughed so hard I peed on the floor.
He cried when he dropped a chocolate. I called him a faggot.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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