A Gavin Look

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When you’re searching for something like a lost sock but your eyes are too lazy to actually work
I looked for my phone for 10 minutes. It was in my hand the whole time.
I tried to find my keys. I looked under the couch. I looked in the fridge. I looked in the trash. I didn’t look at my feet.
I was looking for my wallet. I looked at my pants. I looked at my shirt. I looked at my head. I didn’t look at my pocket.
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When you’re staring at something but your brain is too busy daydreaming to notice
I was looking for my pen. I was staring at my desk. I was thinking about my lunch. I didn’t see the pen on my hand.
I was looking for my phone. I was staring at my table. I was thinking about my crush. I didn’t see my phone on my face.
I was looking for my keys. I was staring at the door. I was thinking about my dog. I didn’t see my keys in my pocket.
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When you’re looking for something but your eyes are so tired they just give up
I was looking for my phone. I blinked. I squinted. I gave up. It was in my hand.
I was looking for my keys. I closed my eyes. I opened my eyes. I gave up. They were in my pocket.
I was looking for my wallet. I looked left. I looked right. I gave up. It was on my face.
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When you’re looking for something but your brain is too busy to actually help you
I was looking for my phone. My brain said, 'Why are you looking for your phone?' I said, 'Because I lost it.' My brain said, 'Then stop looking.'
I was looking for my keys. My brain said, 'Why are you looking for your keys?' I said, 'Because I need them.' My brain said, 'Then stop looking.'
I was looking for my wallet. My brain said, 'Why are you looking for your wallet?' I said, 'Because I lost it.' My brain said, 'Then stop looking.'
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When you’re looking for something but your eyes are too busy watching your brain daydream
I was looking for my phone. My eyes were watching my brain. My brain was daydreaming. My phone was in my hand.
I was looking for my keys. My eyes were watching my brain. My brain was daydreaming. My keys were in my pocket.
I was looking for my wallet. My eyes were watching my brain. My brain was daydreaming. My wallet was on my face.
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When you’re looking for something but your brain is too busy to actually tell your eyes where to look
I was looking for my phone. My brain said, 'I don’t know where your phone is.' My eyes said, 'Then stop looking.'
I was looking for my keys. My brain said, 'I don’t know where your keys are.' My eyes said, 'Then stop looking.'
I was looking for my wallet. My brain said, 'I don’t know where your wallet is.' My eyes said, 'Then stop looking.'
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