Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The guy who tells you, 'I know what you are, but what am I?' and then gets called out for being a total waste of space.

'I know what you are, but what am I?', me in the middle of a group chat at 2 a. m.

He said it like he was the king of trash talk. I said, 'Takes one to no one.'

He tried to flex, I flexed harder, and now he's stuck with my trash.

2

A guy who dates the girls other guys dumped like they were old pizza boxes.

'She’s still crying about her ex,' he said, like it was a badge of honor.

He dated my ex and then she dated my brother. Classic.

He’s like a magnet for broken hearts and bad decisions.

3

The guy on the bench who only shows up when the real players are tired and sometimes scores a goal out of nowhere.

He was on the bench for three games and scored the winning goal in the last one.

He sat there for the whole game and then ran in like a lunatic and scored.

He was just waiting for the real players to fail so he could shine.

4

A guy who takes out the trash and also takes out the worst girls you know.

He dated my cousin’s ex and now they’re both stuck with each other.

He took out my sister’s ex like he was taking out the garbage.

He had a girl with more drama than a soap opera.

5

The person who shows up every week to take your trash, and if they don’t, you’re in trouble.

He didn’t come on trash day, and I got yelled at by my mom.

He missed a week and I had to throw all my trash in the street.

He showed up, took the trash, and left before I could say thank you.

6

A guy who dates broken girls and also grabs the most points in the game.

He dated my ex and then scored a point in the game. Total legend.

He got rebounds like he was picking up the girls who dumped him.

He’s like the king of rebounds and ex-girlfriends.

7

The guy who can take the trash and the weird stuff that comes with it.

'Who can take the trash and the twisty things too?', my mom on trash day.

He took the trash and the weird pink sludge from my sister’s bathroom.

He took the trash and the drama from my ex’s life.