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A gangster is a smelly turd that clogs the toilet and then yells at you for it.

Yo, that guy in the bathroom is a gangster, smelled like a dead rat and took three flushes to get rid of him.

My cousin got in trouble because he plugged the toilet with a whole chicken and called it a 'masterpiece.'

That kid clogged the toilet with a sock and called it a 'gangster move.'

To gangster is to slap a moron so hard he forgets his own name.

My brother gangstered that kid in the hallway so hard he walked into the wall and cried.

She gangstered the class clown until he was too scared to joke again.

That guy gangstered my dog and now he walks around like he’s got a toothache.

A gangster is a mob member who robs people, drinks whiskey, and doesn’t care if you live or die.

That gangster robbed my mom and took her wallet and her dignity.

He’s a mobster, got guns, whiskey, and a big attitude.

They’re the ones in the movies wearing suits and laughing while they kill people.

A gangster is a cool, rich, old-time criminal who doesn’t need to show off.

Back in the 1920s, gangsters made money and didn’t say ‘I’m the best’ a thousand times a day.

They were cool, smart, and didn’t shout their achievements like a loudmouth toddler.

The Untouchables showed how real gangsters lived, smarter than the cops, richer than most.

A gangster is not a Black kid from South Central, it’s a rich white Italian who runs a mob.

You think you’re a gangster? You’re just a Black kid from South Central who can’t even spell ‘mafia.’

The real gangsters are Italian, rich, and not stuck in the ghetto shouting nonsense.

You ain’t a gangster, you’re just a wanksta pretending to be cool.

Gangsters are Chinese, Japanese, and Italian mobsters who do the dirtiest jobs in the world.

The Chinese Triad are like the kings of drugs and secrets.

The Yakuza in Japan are ruthless and do jobs no one else would touch.

The Italian mob robs people, kills cops, and drinks whiskey like it’s water.

A gangster is someone who kills people for fun, robs banks, and goes to jail every week.

That gangster killed three people just to get money for a new phone.

He robs banks and gets caught every time like it’s his job.

He goes to jail, comes back, and kills someone else just for kicks.