A gamers girl

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She’s just there to make you a sandwich so you don’t have to think about anything else.
‘I’ll be back in 5 minutes’, then she never comes back.
‘I’m making you a sandwich because you’re too lazy to move.’
‘You’re not even playing the game anymore, you’re just eating my sandwich.’
2
She’s the girl who beats your ass in every game and still has time to make you a sandwich.
‘You’re not even trying, are you?’
‘I’ve beaten you 12 times this week, you’re just sad.’
‘You’re not even good at this game, you’re just angry I beat you.’
3
She plays games more than you do, she knows every cheat code, and she doesn’t even care if you call her a nerd.
‘You don’t know what a cheat code is, I’ve been using them since I was 8.’
‘You’re just mad I know more about this game than you do.’
‘You’re not even good at this game, you’re just mad I beat you again.’
4
She’s the best girl because she doesn’t care if you play games all day, she just wants to team up and win.
‘You’re not even playing the game, you’re just yelling at me.’
‘I don’t care if you play for 10 hours, I’ll still be here.’
‘You’re not even good at this game, you’re just mad I beat you again.’
5
She plays games for attention, or to sell her bathwater later.
‘I’m playing this game so you’ll notice me.’
‘I’ll sell my bathwater if you don’t pay attention to me.’
‘You’re not even good at this game, you’re just mad I beat you again.’
6
She’s just a girl who likes to play games, nothing more, nothing less.
‘I play games because I like them, not because I want you to notice me.’
‘I don’t care if you beat me, I just like playing.’
‘You’re not even good at this game, you’re just mad I beat you again.’
7
She takes selfies with her controller and calls you a nerd, even if you’re the one who beats her.
‘I’m taking a selfie with my controller, you’re just a nerd.’
‘I beat you, but you’re still a nerd.’
‘You’re not even good at this game, you’re just mad I beat you again.’
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