a gabby

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A gabby is someone who takes so long to reply to a text you might as well text a dead person.

Why did you text me at 11 PM and then ignore me for 3 hours? I thought I was texting a ghost.

I sent you a message at 10 and you replied at 12:30. What were you doing? Eating a sandwich?

I texted you 5 times and you only replied once. What's wrong with you? Are you dead?

Gabby is a girl who’s weird, awkward, and totally obsessed with guys. She stalks them online and makes you watch her do it.

I saw Gabby watching that guy on Instagram for an hour. What’s wrong with her?

Gabby asked me if I liked that guy. I said no. She said, 'You will. I promise.'

Gabby sent me a DM asking if I liked that guy. I said yes. She said, 'Good. Now I can stalk him with you.'

Gabby is a girl who thinks she’s ugly but is actually super pretty and smart. She also has a mouth full of gum at all times.

Gabby walked in with a piece of gum in her mouth and said, 'I look like a mess.' I said, 'You look like a cool mess.'

Gabby is the smartest person in class but still thinks she’s not good enough.

Gabby has a mouth full of gum and a brain full of ideas. She’s the best.

Gabby is the kind of person who makes people smile and get jealous because they want to be like her.

Gabby walked in and everyone smiled. She’s like a walking happy pill.

People are jealous of Gabby because she’s the best at everything.

Gabby makes people smile even when they’re mad at her.

Gabby is the girl who’s short but acts like she’s a giant. She’s also super sarcastic and has the best sense of humor.

Gabby said she’s 8 feet tall. I believe her because she acts like it.

Gabby called me a giant and said I was '8 feet of meat.'

Gabby is the most sarcastic person I know. She’ll say, 'Oh, great. Another day of life.'

Gabby is the best friend who will follow you to the ends of the Earth. She’s also a little clingy but worth it.

Gabby followed me to the store just because I said I was going. What’s wrong with her?

Gabby is the best friend you’ll ever have. She’ll stick up for you even if you’re wrong.

Gabby is like a dog. She follows you everywhere. But she’s also the best.

Gabby is super smart, funny, and always ready to laugh at anything. She also has a weird sense of style.

Gabby laughed at my joke so hard she fell over. I thought she was going to die.

Gabby wears the weirdest clothes but makes it look cool.

Gabby is the smartest person in class and still thinks she’s not good enough.