A funny dishwasher

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A funny dishwasher is someone who laughs at your mess and then throws your plate in the trash like it's a criminal.

I dropped spaghetti on the floor and he laughed so hard he spilled the soap.

He called my pizza 'a disaster that should be outlawed.'

He texted me 'your plate is worse than my ex.'

A funny dishwasher is the person who yells at the dishwasher and then makes jokes about your life.

He yelled at the machine and said, 'You’re slower than my grandma.'

He told me my life was 'a sitcom that no one wants to watch.'

He joked, 'You’re not messy, you’re a mess of problems.'

A funny dishwasher is someone who eats your food and then acts like it's a big deal.

He took my fries and said, 'You're lucky I’m not charging you.'

He bit into my sandwich and said, 'This is a crime against taste.'

He ate my salad and said, 'You’re a sad person.'

A funny dishwasher is a person who insults you while cleaning your dishes like it's a war.

He said, 'Your dish is a disgrace. I’m giving it a death sentence.'

He yelled, 'This plate is the worst I've ever seen.'

He called my cup 'a disgrace that should be exiled.'

A funny dishwasher is someone who takes your trash and then makes fun of it like it's a rival.

He threw my trash in the bin and said, 'You're a weak opponent.'

He said, 'Your trash is the weakest thing I've ever seen.'

He called my trash 'a trash that should be thrown out twice.'

A funny dishwasher is the person who messes up your dish just to laugh at you.

He broke my plate and said, 'You're lucky I didn't break your face.'

He spilled my soup and said, 'This is a disaster.'

He messed up my glass and said, 'You're a mess of problems.'