a full sized reject

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A big ol' meatball who can't get laid and doesn't even try. He's so used to being told no, he brings a bucket to cry in.
Hey fatty boom boom, can't get a Number!
He tried to flirt with the barista and got rejected by three girls in a row.
He showed up to the party in a onesie and no one talked to him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man so big and so bad at dating, he's like a broken vending machine, you press the button and nothing happens.
He asked a girl to prom and she said, 'I'm going with my ex who can actually dance.'
He tried to impress his date with a karaoke cover and sang 'Baby Shark' at full volume.
He got rejected by a dog and then cried in the park.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A full-grown man who acts like a toddler when he gets turned down. He throws tantrums and yells at the sky.
He screamed, 'Why won't anyone love me? I'm a full-sized reject!'
He got rejected by a group of girls and then sat on the floor and cried.
He tried to propose to a woman and she said, 'No, I'm with my cat now.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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