Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Fuents is when someone is so hot they make your face look like a melted candle. It’s also like a fountain, but way hotter.

My crush walks in and I instantly look like a greasy hot dog.

That guy at the coffee shop is a Fuents. I spilled my latte.

My mom says I’m a Fuents. I think she’s high.

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A Fuentes is when you whoop someone’s butt at ping-pong so bad they feel like they lost a war.

I beat my brother 11-0 at ping-pong. He cried like a baby.

That girl who beat me at ping-pong is a Fuentes. I’m still mad.

My cousin who plays ping-pong like a pro is now a Fuentes.

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A Fuentes is your soulmate. When you see them, it’s like your brain short-circuits and you wanna kiss them.

I saw my soulmate and I fainted. It was a Fuentes moment.

She said I was her soulmate. I believed her. I was a Fuentes.

My dog thinks I’m his soulmate. I think he’s a Fuentes.

4

A Fuentes is that annoying hair that won’t go down, no matter how much you try to flatten it.

My hair won’t stay down. It’s a Fuentes. I look like a mad chicken.

That hair sticking up is a Fuentes. I’m not fixing it.

I tried to smooth my hair. It became a Fuentes. I gave up.

5

To become a Fuentes is to be a sophomore girl dancing like no one’s watching, getting stared at by creepy men, and buying 10 ritas with no money.

I became a Fuentes and danced like a lunatic. I looked cool.

I got stared at by a creepy guy. I became a Fuentes.

I bought 10 ritas with no money. I became a Fuentes.

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A Fuentes is a bugger so big and tasty it’s like a delicacy for old guys who like politics and snacks.

That bugger is a Fuentes. I ate it like it was a delicacy.

My uncle said that bugger is a Fuentes. I believed him.

I saw a Fuentes and it looked like a snack. I ate it.

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A Fuentes is the most attractive Mexican ever. They have a voice that makes you want to die and come back just to hear it.

That guy at the bar is a Fuentes. He has the voice of an angel.

My teacher is a Fuentes. I fell in love with her voice.

I heard a Fuentes sing and I instantly became a fan.