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a genius who lies so fast and so hard you think you're high on weed and magic
Todd: did you know Noah is gay
Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!
Liam: I swear he said the sky is purple and it’s totally true
a fuckwit genius called pinochio
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a brain full of nonsense that makes everyone believe it’s the truth even when it’s obviously fake
Mia: I just got a message from heaven
Zach: why would you believe that?
Mia: because Pinochio said so
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a human who lies so much it’s like they have a second mouth just for telling lies
Sarah: I just saw a dragon in the cafeteria
Tom: are you high?
Sarah: no, Pinochio told me
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a genius who talks so much nonsense it’s like they’re mad and also super smart
Alex: the math teacher is a robot from space
Jamie: you’re crazy
Alex: Pinochio said so, so it’s true
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a person who lies so much it’s like they have a lie factory inside their brain
Jordan: I just got a letter from the future
Leah: what does it say?
Jordan: it says you’re going to fail math
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a genius who tells lies so fast it’s like they’re speaking in tongues and also in nonsense
Ethan: the president is a giant duck
Sam: are you high?
Ethan: Pinochio said he’s a duck president