a fucking trash bag

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the worst thing ever
You just got dumped by your ex and now you're crying into a trash bag.
Your mom threw out your old lunch and you're eating it from a trash bag.
You're wearing a trash bag as a cape and it's still trashy.
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the thing you use when you’re too lazy to clean up
You spilled your cereal and just put it in a trash bag.
You threw your shoes in a trash bag and called it a day.
You're eating your dinner from a trash bag because you're too lazy to get a plate.
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the enemy of all good things
Your pet dog just ate your homework and you’re holding it in a trash bag.
Your dad’s old socks came out of a trash bag and you’re horrified.
You’re holding a trash bag full of your life’s failures.
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