a fucking potato

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why the hell did you look this up. it's just a damn potato.
Bro, why did you Google 'a fucking potato'? You're like a lost dog.
My mom asked me why I was searching that. I said, 'Because I'm confused.'
I looked it up because I thought it was a conspiracy.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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the most intense way to describe the point of existing
Life is like a fucking potato. You just gotta accept it.
My teacher said life is like a fucking potato. I said, 'That’s the worst metaphor ever.'
I think life is a potato and I'm the butter.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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when you microwave it for 10 minutes, cut it open, stuff it with butter, and then stick your whole hand in there and rip it like a dog with a bone.
I ate a fucking potato like it was my last meal.
My cousin microwaved it for 15 minutes and then screamed at it.
I put my whole hand in the potato and it felt like a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
4
a dildo so huge it looks like it's about to shove a spud up your butt
That dildo is a fucking potato. I'm not even lying.
My friend's dildo is the size of a spud. It's terrifying.
I saw that dildo and I thought, 'That’s the potato of dildos.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
5
a potato you carve a hole into and then stuff your whole face into it like it's your last meal
I took a bite of the potato and it was like my face was being eaten.
I put my whole face in the potato and it felt like a horror movie.
My mom said I was eating like a potato.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a person who is both stupid and a vegetable, like a brainless spud
My cousin is a fucking potato. He doesn't even know what a spud is.
That guy is a potato. He eats pizza and calls it a meal.
My teacher said I was a potato and I believed her.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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when you throw a grenade at someone in Gears of War and it explodes in their face like they're a damn spud
I tagged him with a grenade and it was like he was a spud.
That grenade was like a potato explosion.
I tagged my friend and he screamed like a potato.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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