a fucking lair

I live in a fucking lair where everyone thinks they're the main character

This lair is so fake, it's like a lie factory with a side of snacks

My lair is so full of lies, I think my dog is lying to me

My lair is so fake, it's like I'm in a lie commercial

This lair is so fake, even my cat thinks I'm lying

I live in a lair so fake, my neighbor thinks I'm a ghost

This lair is so full of fraud, I think my dog is lying to me

My lair is so full of fraud, I'm starting to doubt my own lies

Everyone in my lair is a fraud, even my mom's cooking is fake