A fucking idiot furry

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A dumbass furry who can't stand Vince. They’re so clueless, they’d probably get lost in a bathroom.
Why do you hate Vince? He's like the king of furries!
Vince is a god. You’re just a confused squirrel in a onesie.
I’m not a furry. I’m a furry who hates Vince. That makes me twice as dumb.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A total waste of a human being. They know nothing and make everything worse. They’re like the worst kind of pizza, burned and full of regret.
I’m so dumb, I dig my own grave and then take a nap in it.
I don’t know what life is. I think it’s a type of cereal.
I ruined my life and my friend’s life. Now we’re both sad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A furry who’s so stupid, they think Chance is a real person. They’re like a dog who thinks it’s a cat.
Chance is not a person. He’s a myth. A lie. A stupid myth.
I think Chance is my brother. He’s not. He’s just a figment of my stupidity.
Chance is a god. I am his humble servant. And also a fool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A furry who thinks Fox Heat is the best. They also think Velvet Red is a real person. They’re like a kid who thinks the moon is made of cheese.
Fox Heat is the best. Fox Heat is the worst. Fox Heat is a lie.
Velvet Red is real. I saw her in a dream. I think that counts.
I love Fox Heat. I hate Fox Heat. I am confused.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A piece of garbage who hates Vince. Vince is a legend. He has balls the size of Saturn. You’re just a sad, sweaty, confused human.
Vince is a god. You’re a piece of garbage. You know that, right?
Vince has balls the size of the sun. You have balls the size of a marble.
Vince is a king. You’re just a confused squirrel wearing a costume.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A furry who thinks being a furry is cool. They dress like animals and talk like them. They’re like a kid who thinks wearing a hat makes them a wizard.
I’m a cat. I talk like a cat. I think I’m a real cat. I’m not.
I dress like a fox. I think I’m a fox. I’m not. I’m a dumbass furry.
I’m a wolf. I howl. I think I’m a real wolf. I’m not. I’m just weird.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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