a fucking idiot

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#loud and dumb#failed attempt at smart#sent to me

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A brainless piece of garbage who thinks they're smart but are actually just loud and dumb.
I tried to explain the math problem, and they just screamed at me like I was their enemy.
They tried to fix my phone and now it's broken and I can't use it.
They think they're the best at everything, but they can't even tie their shoes properly.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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If you're reading this, you're a total waste of oxygen.
They sent this to me, and now I know I'm the idiot.
They told me they sent it to me, but then they sent it to everyone else too.
They sent this to me because they thought I was the only one dumb enough to believe it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A complete mess who knows nothing about anything, and somehow manages to make everything worse.
They got fired for trying to cook and burning down the kitchen.
They tried to be the boss and ended up being the worst employee.
They broke the internet just by being online.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who runs into things, falls down, and still thinks they're cool.
They walked into a wall like it was their friend.
They jumped off a cliff and landed in a lake like it was a party.
They tried to ride a bike and ended up face first in the grass.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who makes no sense and ruins everything they touch.
They tried to fix the car and now it doesn't work at all.
They said they were going to be rich, but now they're broke and living in a box.
They tried to start a business, and now it's just a pile of trash.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who can't do anything right and never has a good idea.
They tried to build a treehouse, and now it's just a pile of wood.
They tried to be the best at everything, but now they're the worst at everything.
They tried to cook dinner and now it's just burnt bread.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A group of people who think being weird is cool, but are just annoying.
They tried to talk to me like I was one of them, but I'm not.
They think furries are the best, but I think they're just weird.
They live in a tub and think that's fancy.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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