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Trying to chug a pipe when there's nothing left in it but sadness and regret
I tried to hit my pipe and it tasted like my ex's last words.
He took a hit and it was like drinking the ashes of his dreams.
She took a drag and it was like smoking the last cigarette of a dying man.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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Going for a second hit when the bowl is already gone
He hit the bowl and it was just air and disappointment.
She tried to hit the bowl again and it was like hitting a ghost.
The bowl was empty and he still tried to hit it like it was a challenge.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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Having sex with a dead body like it's a job interview
He had sex with his uncle's corpse and it was like a bad date.
She had sex with a corpse and it was like sleeping with a ghost.
He had sex with a dead body and it was like the worst job interview ever.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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When you tell someone to ‘fuck off’ with the energy of a zombie apocalypse
He told his mom to ‘fuck off’ like it was the end of the world.
She yelled ‘fuck off’ with the power of a thousand screaming zombies.
He said ‘fuck off’ with the intensity of a nuclear bomb.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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So dead, people talk to it once in a hundred years like it's a lost cause
He was so dead, people only talked to him during the last century.
She was dead enough that people only talked to her during the Great Depression.
He was so dead, people only spoke to him once in a lifetime.
by Slangipedia 20d ago
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