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A number so big it makes your brain hurt, but still not as huge as the amount of times you’ve seen someone post the same meme.
I’ve seen that cat meme a fucking billion times.
He said he had a fucking billion dollars, but he still borrowed my lunch money.
That song is stuck in my head a fucking billion times.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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More than enough to make your life miserable, but not enough to stop you from buying that stupid shirt.
I spent a fucking billion dollars on that shirt and it still looks dumb.
She has a fucking billion followers but still doesn’t know who I am.
He eats a fucking billion snacks every day and still isn’t full.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A number so big it might as well be the amount of times you’ve been told you’re a failure.
I’ve been told I’m a failure a fucking billion times.
That video got a fucking billion views and I still didn’t get a like.
He has a fucking billion problems and still can’t fix his hair.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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So many that it’s basically the number of times you’ve tried to text someone and failed.
I’ve texted her a fucking billion times and she still ignores me.
That song has been played a fucking billion times and I still can’t stand it.
He’s had a fucking billion chances and still messed it up.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A number so big it might as well be the amount of times you’ve failed at everything.
I’ve failed at life a fucking billion times.
He’s failed at every job a fucking billion times.
That joke has been told a fucking billion times and it’s still bad.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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