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When your boyfriend is a total idiot and acts like he's the king of the world even though he's clearly not.
My boyfriend said he'd cook dinner, then burned the pizza and spilled soda on my laptop.
He called me at 2 a. m. to tell me he got a new haircut, and it was just a tiny bit messy.
He tried to fix the Wi-Fi, and now we have no internet and no idea what he did.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When your boyfriend is so annoying it feels like he's screaming your name in your head nonstop.
He texted me 20 times in one minute just to say he was hungry.
He kept interrupting my movie to ask if I wanted chips.
He called me at 1 a. m. to tell me he had a dream about me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When your boyfriend is so dumb it's like he has a brain made of rocks and he's just throwing them at you.
He tried to fix the car by putting a banana in the gas tank.
He thought the moon was made of cheese and tried to eat it.
He tried to text me in code, and it was just 'hi' in all caps.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When your boyfriend is so dumb he acts like he's the only person who knows how to live.
He said he'd be home by 8 p. m., but it's 2 a. m. and he's still at the mall.
He tried to fix the light bulb and now the whole house is dark.
He told me he was going to be rich, and now he's at the gas station.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When your boyfriend is so dumb he thinks the sky is a giant cheese pizza and he wants a slice.
He told me he got a job, and now he's at the mall trying to eat the whole place.
He thinks he's a superhero and keeps trying to save the world with a spoon.
He said he was going to be rich, and now he's at the gas station.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When your boyfriend is so dumb it's like he's been brainwashed by a donut and now he just wants more.
He said he'd be home by 8 p. m., but it's 2 a. m. and he's at the mall trying to eat the whole place.
He tried to fix the light bulb and now the whole house is dark.
He told me he was going to be rich, and now he's at the gas station.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you have no cheddar, and your brain is screaming at you like it’s on fire and you’re being tortured by a goat.
I had no cheddar and I had to eat a sandwich made of bread and disappointment.
I tried to eat a sandwich and it was just bread and air.
I asked my mom for cheddar and she said I had to eat bread and despair.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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