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he got stuck with a useless piece of meat
He tried to show off but had a frozen dick in his hand
His date walked out mid-sentence
He looked like a sad hot dog at a winter fair
a frozen dick in his hand
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he was left holding a dead fish
He tried to impress her but had a frozen dick in his hand
She laughed so hard she cried
He looked like a failed science experiment
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he ended up with a block of ice and shame
He tried to make small talk but had a frozen dick in his hand
He couldn’t even keep eye contact
He looked like he was about to cry