A Frog On Medicine

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A human with a skin infection so bad it looks like a swamp.
My cousin's face is a frog on medicine. I saw it and I ran.
That guy at the gym has a frog on medicine. It's like a pizza exploded on his back.
My mom says my brother is a frog on medicine. He’s got boils bigger than my allowance.
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A person who smells like a rotten toad and takes pills to stay alive.
My neighbor is a frog on medicine. He takes ten pills a day and smells like a dead dog.
My teacher said I was a frog on medicine. I got a D because I didn’t do my homework.
My dog ran away from my uncle. He’s a frog on medicine.
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A human who looks like a frog with a fever and needs a doctor to survive.
My dad is a frog on medicine. He’s got a fever and a rash. He looks like a hot mess.
The man at the bus stop is a frog on medicine. He’s got a fever and a cough. He sounds like a dying frog.
I told my friend he was a frog on medicine. He got mad and said I was one too.
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