Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You call someone a Frodo when they say something so dumb it makes your brain hurt and you want to punch them.

"You think the sky is green?", I called him a Frodo.

She said the moon was made of cheese. I said, "You’re a Frodo."

He claimed Earth was flat. I said, "You’re a Frodo, and I’m not even mad."

2

A Frodo is like a tiny, stupid man with hair on his toes and no brain to speak of.

"You’re a Frodo, and your toes look like a raccoon’s butt."

He looked like a Frodo who just ate a shoe.

She said he was a Frodo who fell into a paint bucket.

3

Calling someone a wee Frodo means they look like a mess, and you think they were born in a trash can.

"You look like a wee Frodo who got hit by a truck."

He was a wee Frodo with a face like a potato.

She called him a wee Frodo because he had a beard and wore socks with sandals."

4

Going Frodo is when you do something epic just to honor a guy who looked like a rat in a suit.

I went Frodo to honor the guy who lost his mind to a ring.

She went Frodo because she had to carry a mountain for nine years.

He went Frodo and got eaten by a giant spider.

5

A Frodo is someone who’s so messed up by drugs or love that they’re barely human and might start yelling at ghosts.

He was a Frodo who spent his life yelling at invisible people.

She was a Frodo who left her husband for a sock.

He was a Frodo who twirled his finger around his butt and screamed at the ceiling.

6

Going Frodo means you’re so paranoid you think everyone is out to get you and you might end up naked in a park screaming.

He went Frodo and started yelling at the mailman.

She went Frodo and took off her clothes in the grocery store.

He went Frodo and ran around the block yelling, "I see you!"

7

A Frodo is that last bit of poop that won’t go down, or that annoying little kid who won’t let go of a toy.

That last piece of poop was a Frodo and it wouldn’t go down.

He was a Frodo who wouldn’t let go of the ring.

She was a Frodo who wouldn’t stop crying over a lost sock.