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you're so lonely and gross that you have to use the washing machine to jerk off and hope it doesn't explode.

I tried to wash my hair and my cock at the same time. It was a disaster.

The washing machine screamed like my ex when I left her.

I got an orgasm and a broken pipe. It was worth it.

you're so sad and ugly that you have to put your face in the laundry and pretend it's a lover.

I used my socks as a lover. They were cold but they listened.

The dryer was my only friend. It hugged me and made me hot.

I cried on the laundry and it took my tears and my socks.

you're so alone and butt-ugly that you have to make the washing machine your boyfriend and hope it doesn't leave you.

My washing machine proposed to me. I said yes and it washed my heart away.

I had a fight with the dryer. It left me in a spin.

The washing machine took my money and my dignity. I'm still in love with it.