a friendly

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A fake fight between friends that’s more like a cheesy dance-off than an actual battle. People do it to look cool, but most of them are just trying to avoid getting slapped.
Bro, you call that a fight? I could’ve taken you with one hand while eating a burger.
This friendly was so fake, I could’ve walked away and no one would’ve noticed.
They started with a slap, and ended with a high-five. What even is this?
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A person who hits on everyone like they’re the last piece of pizza at the party. They don’t care if you’re taken, single, or just really tired.
He hit on my mom. My mom. In front of my dad.
She asked me out three times in one day. I didn’t even know who she was.
He flirted with my dog. That’s not even fair.
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A fan of Robbie Williams who thinks they’re the next big thing. They’ll hug you, wink at you, and probably try to convince you to join a fan club.
She started a fan club in my math class. I didn’t even know who Robbie Williams was.
He winked at me and said, 'You’re my favorite fan.' I wasn’t even there.
They tried to get me to wear a Robbie Williams shirt to school. I refused.
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Making friends like it’s a game show. You just need to say hi, and suddenly you’re best friends forever.
He said hi to my neighbor and now they’re dating.
I met her at the store and now we hang out every weekend.
He talked to my cat and now they’re best friends.
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Friendly troops are the ones who don’t try to kill you. They’re like the cool kids in the army who let you live.
The friendly troops let me walk away. I didn’t even fight back.
They were so friendly, they gave me a high-five before they left.
I was scared, but the friendly troops just said, 'Peace out.'
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A fancy way of saying 'slutty' that people use to sound extra. It’s like saying 'cool' but with more attitude.
He called me a friendly and then said, 'If you know what I mean.' I didn’t.
She said, 'You’re so friendly,' and I had no idea what that meant.
He called me friendly and then walked away. I was confused.
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A restaurant that’s more famous than it should be. They’re the go-to spot after football games and when you have no life.
I went there after the game, and it was packed. I had to wait 20 minutes.
It’s the only place I go when I have nothing to do.
They serve the best burgers, but I only go there because it’s famous.
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