A friend of Ellen's

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A total fag who thinks they're Ellen. Used when you're trying to figure out if a girl is a fag, and you're too lazy to ask straight up.
You: 'Hey, is that new girl a friend of Ellen's?' Me: 'I think she's a fag, but I'm not sure.'
At the bar, you whisper, 'Is she a friend of Ellen's?' I say, 'Yeah, she's got the look.'
In class, you ask, 'Is this teacher a friend of Ellen's?' I yell, 'She's a fag and she knows it!'
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A fag who's also into Ellen. Said when you're trying to be sneaky and don't want anyone to know you're talking about fags.
In the hallway, you whisper, 'Is she a friend of Ellen's?' I say, 'Duh, she's a fag and she's into Ellen.'
At the park, you say, 'Is that girl a friend of Ellen's?' I say, 'She's a fag and she's not hiding it.'
At the store, you say, 'Is my mom a friend of Ellen's?' I say, 'She's a fag and she's been one for years.'
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A fag who's like Ellen. Used to describe a girl who's into fags, like how a guy who's into fags is a friend of Dorothy.
At lunch, you say, 'Is that girl a friend of Ellen's?' I say, 'Yeah, she's a fag and she's into Ellen.'
In the car, you say, 'Is my sister a friend of Ellen's?' I say, 'She's a fag and she's into Ellen.'
At the party, you whisper, 'Is that girl a friend of Ellen's?' I say, 'She's a fag and she's got Ellen's vibe.'
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