a free loader

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A freeloader is a friend who drinks your beer, eats your chips, and leaves you with a hangover and a bill.

My friend took my last pizza and said 'I'll pay you back'... he never did.

She took my pills and my money and said she'd come back when she had 'a few bucks'... she hasn't come back since.

He took my food, my drink, and my dignity. I still haven't gotten my dignity back.

A free loader is someone who says 'I love you' but only shows up when there's snacks and drinks.

'I love you, babe!' he said, then took my last burger and left me with a napkin.

She said 'I'm here for you!' then took my chips and my beer and left me with a heartbreak.

He showed up at my door with a smile and a bag of pretzels. He left with my money and my soul.

A freeloader is like a bunch of bums crashing at your house, eating your food, and watching your TV like it’s their own.

My cousin and his friends ate my entire fridge and watched my TV like it was a paid subscription.

They showed up with five people and left with all my food and my patience.

They said they'd pay me back. I still haven't seen a penny.

A free loader is someone who takes your stuff, your money, and your patience, and then leaves you with nothing.

He took my last snack, my cash, and my respect. I got nothing but a broken heart.

She took my money, my snacks, and my dreams. All I had left was a bag of chips.

He showed up, took everything, and said 'I’ll come back when I have money.' He never came back.

A freeloader is a person who gets everything for free and thinks they're doing you a favor, but they’re just being a total self-centered jerk.

He said he was helping the homeless, but he was just helping himself and his bank account.

She said she was helping me, but all she was doing was taking my money and my patience.

He told me he was helping the world, but he was just helping himself and his ego.

A freeloader is someone who eats your leftovers, takes your money, and then acts like they're your best friend.

He ate my leftovers, took my cash, and said 'we're best friends!'

She took my last snack, my money, and my patience. I still haven’t gotten my patience back.

He said he was my friend. I still haven’t gotten my money back.