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A parent-free shindig for kids who are too young to be cool. Happens when the parents are gone, and the kid’s house turns into a disaster zone.

My cousin’s free was a total mess. Pizza boxes everywhere, and his mom’s credit card was used to buy 1000 tacos.

My free was legendary. We drank Sprite out of the toilet and screamed at the ceiling.

My free was the worst. My brother ate my homework, and I got grounded for a month.

The lunch you get when you’re too broke to buy your own food. Only broke niggas know the joy of eating mystery meat and soggy pizza.

School lunch is the only thing I look forward to. It’s like a free meal from God.

I eat school lunch every day. It’s like I’m being paid to eat garbage.

School lunch is my favorite. It’s like I’m getting a free meal from the government.

The trash food given to poor people because no one wants it. It’s like a food version of being dumped.

The free food I got was so bad, I threw it up. It was like eating a sock.

I got free food from the government, and it tasted like it came from a sewer.

The free food was so bad, I almost cried. It was like eating a dead rat.

Something you get for free instead of paying for it. Free stuff is like the best deal ever, even if it’s total garbage.

I got free-free from my friend. It was a used towel and a broken pencil.

I got free-free from the store. It was a bag of expired chips.

I got free-free from my mom. It was a piece of bread and a half-eaten sandwich.

You have rights from God that no one can take away. You can do whatever you want, and no one can stop you, not even the government.

I have the right to be free. I can do whatever I want, even if it’s being a total mess.

I have the right to be free. I can eat my lunch in the bathroom if I want.

I have the right to be free. I can scream at the ceiling whenever I want.

You had a choice, and you didn’t have to do what you did. You could have done something else if you wanted to.

I could have done my homework, but I chose to play video games instead.

I could have gone to school, but I chose to stay home and eat cereal.

I could have listened to my mom, but I chose to ignore her and eat my lunch in the bathroom.

A weak opponent you can beat easily, like they’re not even trying. They’re like a baby who can’t even fight.

My free was so weak, I beat him in 10 seconds. He was like a baby.

My free was so easy, I beat him with my eyes closed. He was like a joke.

My free was so bad, I beat him with my brother. He was like a dead man.