a freddie

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A black guy who you went to school with and probably called you a f***ing moron once
Yo, that freddie still thinks I flunked math
He told me I looked like a f***ing raccoon in that outfit
He still calls me a f***ing dweeb at lunch
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A glitch in the game that makes everything f***ing explode and your controller cry
That freddie turned my game into a f***ing disaster
I got f***ed up by a freddie in the middle of a boss fight
My game broke because of that f***ing freddie
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The sweetest boy who will f***ing save your day if you let him
He made me laugh when I got f***ed up by my math test
He f***ing fixed my broken heart after my crush broke up with me
He f***ing saved my life when I was stuck in the cafeteria
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When you f***ing whisper so loud that your friend thinks you’re f***ing deaf
I spoke so f***ing quietly that my friend thought I was f***ing mute
I whispered so f***ing loud that the teacher heard me
He thought I was f***ing crazy because I whispered like a f***ing shout
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The safest guy who will f***ing protect you from all the f***ing bullies
That freddie f***ing saved me from the worst bully in school
He f***ing blocked the bullies from beating me up
He was the f***ing best looking guy in the room and he was on my side
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A funny, athletic guy who will f***ing beat you in sports if you f***ing mess with him
He f***ing ran faster than me in the race
He f***ing made me look like a f***ing fool in basketball
He f***ing beat me at soccer and I still didn’t get why
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A boy with a back so f***ing big it looks like he has a f***ing pizza on his back
That freddie had a back like a f***ing meatball sub
He looked like a f***ing sandwich with a f***ing side of chips
He had a back so f***ing big it made me f***ing jealous
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