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It’s when your neck hair gets so long it looks like a hair bow tie or a mustache that smells like old cheese.
My uncle’s neck hair looks like a raccoon tried to make a bow tie.
That guy at the gym has a neck mustache that’s worse than my sister’s middle school crush.
I swear my dad’s neck hair is trying to take over his face.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A tiny town in Minnesota so small it probably doesn’t even have a real coffee shop, just a gas station and a guy who yells at squirrels.
I went to that town and the only thing I saw was a man yelling at a squirrel.
That town is so tiny it doesn’t even have a coffee shop, just a gas station and a guy who fights squirrels.
I swear that town is so small it doesn’t even have a zip code.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The way some idiot named Warren O’Doherty would spell ‘phrase’ if he couldn’t read and had a grudge against the English language.
Warren spelled ‘phrase’ as ‘frazee’ because he hated vowels and grammar.
That guy spelled ‘phrase’ like a madman who didn’t know what letters were.
Warren O’Doherty spelled ‘phrase’ wrong and now it’s a real thing.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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It’s like saying ‘freaking amazing’ but shorter and way more intense, like when your mom says you did something so cool it makes your little brother cry.
That pizza was so good it was like ‘freaking amazing’ but shorter and cooler.
My dog did a backflip and that was like a fraze moment.
That game was so cool it was like a fraze.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who has either a tiny penis with big balls or a huge cock with nothing but air in his nuts, either way, he’s got heart problems and nobody wants to be him.
My cousin is a frazee and he has a tiny cock with balls the size of oranges.
That guy has a huge cock and his nuts are mostly air, what even is that?
A frazee is like a guy who’s got heart problems and nobody wants to be him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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It’s when you stick your face right in your pillow and breathe in like it’s the last day on Earth and you have to save the world.
I stuck my face in my pillow and inhaled like I was about to die.
That pillow smelled like my brother’s old sock and it was the best thing ever.
I sniffed that pillow like it was the last breath I’d ever take.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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It’s when you’re so crazy you think the sky is on fire and your neighbor’s dog is a secret agent trying to steal your soul.
I saw a man screaming at the sky and he thought it was on fire.
That lady thinks her cat is a secret agent from Mars.
My brother is so crazy he thinks the sky is on fire and his dog is a spy.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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It’s the smell of your pillow after it’s been through a war, a heartbreak, and three years of sneezing.
That pillow smells like my brother’s old sock and it’s been through a war.
My pillow has the smell of a thousand sneezes and a broken heart.
That pillow is so funky it could make a dog run away.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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