Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A weight that’s like 130 pounds, but it feels like 300 when you’re lifting it and your arms are about to fall off.

I tried to lift a fran and my arms felt like they were on fire.

That box is a fran, and I’m not lifting it again.

Fran is the reason I have a shoulder injury.

2

Fran Fran is the man, and he’s got the looks, but he’s also a bit clueless, like he forgot his own name sometimes.

Fran Fran walked into a room and forgot why he was there.

He called his mom ‘Dad’ and didn’t realize it.

He tried to flirt with a wall and it didn’t work.

3

To fran is to do Agile stuff, but with more swearing and less sense.

I franned my way through the project and everyone was confused.

He franned the meeting and no one knew what was going on.

Franning is the new way to be lazy but look productive.

4

Fran is the best friend anyone could ever have, like she’s perfect and will save you when you’re at your worst.

Fran was there when I cried in the bathroom.

She showed up with ice cream when I broke up with my ex.

I would die for Fran and she would do the same for me.

5

Fran is a Portuguese guy who works out like a madman and thinks he’s a god, but he’s just a guy who loves dumb jokes.

Fran lifts weights like he’s trying to beat the devil.

He jokes around like he’s the funniest guy in the world.

He says he’s a god but he can’t even do push-ups properly.

6

Fran is the best girl ever, crazy as hell, and if you have her, you’re the luckiest guy in the world.

Fran is a wild woman and I love her for it.

She’s my best friend and she’s also a nightmare.

I wouldn’t trade her for anything in the world.

7

To fran is to be so wasted you’re crying or doing something embarrassing like yelling at a pizza.

I franned and cried in front of my boss.

He franned and tried to kiss the pizza.

She franned and started singing at the top of her lungs.