A four horse day

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A four horse day is when your boss is a raging lunatic and you have to work your ass off until you can barely move.

My boss said, 'Today is a four horse day!' I looked at him like he was insane.

I had a four horse day and still had to clean the coffee machine.

My coworker said, 'This is the worst four horse day I've ever had!' I agreed, but I was too tired to say much.

A four horse day can also be when you have so much free time you start thinking about riding horses, even though you're not a fancy rider.

I had a four horse day and ended up riding my neighbor’s horse just to prove a point.

I said, 'Today is a four horse day!' My friend said, 'You're just trying to avoid doing laundry.'

I had a four horse day and took a nap so long, my dog started snoring with me.

A four horse day is when everything goes wrong, and you swear you'll never work again, even if you have to ride four horses to escape.

My day started with a four horse day, and I didn't even have coffee yet.

I said, 'This is the worst four horse day ever!' My boss said, 'You're just tired.' I said, 'No, I'm furious.'

Today was a four horse day, and I even had to fight my printer.