Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant bottle of vodka that makes you pass out and yell at your mom.

I drank a ford and now I’m crying in the fridge.

My brother drank a ford and tried to fight a mailbox.

I saw my neighbor drink a ford and start a karaoke battle with a dog.

2

When someone keeps doing dumb stuff like Rob Ford and ends up in jail or on TV.

My dad did a ford by eating 10 pizzas and driving a lawnmower.

My sister did a ford by trying to sing opera in a pool.

My uncle did a ford by voting for a chicken for mayor.

3

When you get so wasted you can’t walk straight and you look like a total mess.

I did a ford at the party and fell into a punch bowl.

My friend did a ford and tried to dance with a statue.

I did a ford and started talking to the ceiling.

4

When you plant your face on a woman’s boob for a photo and it looks like a crime scene.

He did a ford in front of his crush and got arrested.

She did a ford and her face was on a t-shirt.

They did a ford and it became the most awkward photo ever.

5

A car brand that used to be awesome but now it just falls apart and you get stuck on the side of the road.

My ford broke down and I had to walk 10 miles.

My dad’s ford fell apart and he drove it into a tree.

My ford broke down and I had to ride a bike to work.

6

A huge car company that makes lots of cars, but it also has some really bad ones that people hate.

Ford makes good cars, but the Explorer is a disgrace.

Ford’s Focus is okay, but the Mercury is just sad.

Ford has a lot of brands, but Lincoln is like a forgotten cousin.

7

A company that makes cars and started it all by making cars cheap and fast.

Ford helped people afford cars and became a legend.

Ford changed the world by making cars for everyone.

Ford was so good people still talk about it today.