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You’re like a broken robot that won’t stop talking and won’t shut up. You’re so annoying it’s like you’re trying to make everyone lose their minds.
You just started talking again, I swear you have a second mouth.
You’re like a dog that won’t stop barking at a vacuum cleaner.
You’re so loud I can hear you from the next state.
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You’re trying to control your brain so you can reach the remote, but your brain is on strike and won’t move.
I can’t even watch my show because you’re too busy fighting your brain.
You’re like a prisoner trying to escape from your own head.
You’re so lazy you can’t even reach the remote.
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The Force is like a magic energy that connects all life, but it’s also like a tiny kid who won’t stop bouncing around your head.
The Force is like the magic that makes Jedi fly, but also makes you lose your balance.
The Force is like the energy that connects you to your mom, but also makes you trip over your own feet.
The Force is like that kid who won’t stop jumping on your bed.
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A situation that’s so boring it could make a zombie fall asleep, and it’s also so stressful you might lose your mind and start screaming.
This is such a force, I’m going to die of boredom.
This is a force, I feel like I’m stuck in a never-ending loop.
This is a force, I might start crying.
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Fresh out of the refugee camp means you're broke, you're desperate, and you're just trying to survive without actually knowing what’s going on.
I'm fresh out of the refugee camp and I don't even know what day it is.
Fresh out of the refugee camp, I'm just trying to find a sandwich.
Fresh out of the refugee camp, I'm more confused than a lost sock.
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Overkilled is like when you’ve been hit by a truck, a car, and a pizza delivery man all at the same time. You’re done. You’re just a pile of broken dreams.
You’ve been overkilled, I can see your soul escaping from your eyes.
You’re overkilled like you were hit by a thousand trucks.
You’re so overkilled I think you’re going to turn into a ghost.
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Air Force Ones are like the shoes you wear when you're trying to look cool, but you’re also trying to hide the fact that you’re still a kid.
These Air Force Ones are the only thing keeping me from being completely embarrassing.
I wear my Air Force Ones like they’re my life support.
These Air Force Ones are like the best friend I never had.
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