a fools message

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#machine mistake #embarrassing #over-explaining

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You call someone and their machine answers. You think they picked up and start yapping about why you called. Then you hear a beep and realize you were talking to a machine the whole time. You already used up half the tape and now you're trying to explain it all again like you're stupid.

I called my mom and started yelling about my math test. Then I heard a beep and realized I was talking to a machine. I spent the next 3 minutes explaining why I failed.

I called my crush and started talking about my cat. Then I heard a beep and realized I was talking to a machine. I spent the next 3 minutes explaining why my cat is a drama queen.

I called my dad and started ranting about my job. Then I heard a beep and realized I was talking to a machine. I spent the next 3 minutes explaining why I hate my boss.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You think you're talking to a person but it's just a machine. You waste half the tape with your nonsense and then you realize you’re talking to a machine and you’re too proud to stop. You end up making the message longer than it needed to be.

I thought I was talking to my friend. I spent 2 minutes telling them about my day. Then I heard a beep and realized I was talking to a machine. I spent the next 2 minutes telling them about my day again.

I thought I was talking to my teacher. I spent 2 minutes explaining my homework. Then I heard a beep and realized I was talking to a machine. I spent the next 2 minutes explaining my homework again.

I thought I was talking to my mom. I spent 2 minutes talking about my cat. Then I heard a beep and realized I was talking to a machine. I spent the next 2 minutes talking about my cat again.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You leave a message that makes no sense. You don't say why you called or who you are. You just talk about random stuff and then you realize the other person is just a machine and you're too proud to stop.

I left a message saying I was mad about my job. I didn't say who I was or why I was mad. I just talked about my coffee and how it was too hot.

I left a message saying I wanted to go to the park. I didn't say who I was or why I wanted to go to the park. I just talked about my dog and how it was too loud.

I left a message saying I was sad about my life. I didn't say who I was or why I was sad. I just talked about my phone and how it was too slow.

by Slangipedia 6d ago