Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Being so love-struck you can’t see the giant dumbass they really are.

I’m in love with my ex’s best friend and he’s a total idiot.

She thinks he’s perfect, but he’s a flaming idiot with a bad haircut.

He’s so dumb he thinks he’s the main character in a rom-com.

2

Like a flame that’s about to die and you’re free from their dumbassness.

That relationship is dead, and I’m glad.

She’s finally over him and her dumbass life.

He’s gone, and I’m never going back to that hell.

3

Giant sunglasses that hide how ugly they are, like a monster wearing a mask.

He looks cool with those shades, but take them off and he’s a beast.

She’s got the worst face ever, but those sunglasses hide it.

He looks like a rockstar until he takes the shades off and you see his face.

4

Tell this to someone who just did something stupid and embarrassing.

He fell off a ladder and landed in a pool, and you said that to him.

She texted her ex and he replied with ‘still a fool’.

He tried to impress the class by doing a backflip and landed on his head.

5

A beat that sounds like Gordon Ramsey screaming at you.

That beat is so loud it’s like he’s yelling in your ear.

He’s got the same energy as Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen.

That song is like Gordon Ramsey’s exasperation in audio form.

6

A stupid ass video from 2019 made with Windows Movie Maker that goes viral every April 1st.

That video is so bad it’s a masterpiece.

Every year, that stupid video comes back and everyone loves it.

He made a video in 2019 and it’s still popular today.

7

He’s a dumbass fool who probably made a bad life choice.

He thinks he’s smart, but he’s just a fool.

He married his ex’s best friend and that was a bad idea.

He’s a fool who still thinks he’s the main character in his own story.