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When you Google like a madman because you’re too dumb to think straight. Usually happens when you’re arguing online and your opponent is so thick they need to Google every word you say just to understand it.
"I’m going to foogle this shit until I find the answer!", @joe123 on Twitter
"He foogle’d the whole thread just to say ‘hello’.", Reddit user /u/angry_bird
"She foogle’d her way through the test and still failed.", Text from my mom
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Asking your friend a question on chat or email when you could’ve just Google’d it in 2 seconds. It’s like being lazy and still having the energy to send a message.
"Hey, can you tell me what a ‘foogle’ is?", Text from my friend at 2 a. m.
"Why didn’t you just Google it?", My brother’s reply to my question.
"I asked my mom 3 times and she didn’t Google it once.", My sister’s rant
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A T-name person’s special insult. If you’re not a T-name and you say foogle, you’re a racist who hates black people. No exceptions. Just accept it.
"You foogle’d the whole conversation, and you’re not even a T-name!", My cousin’s reply
"Foogle! You’re not a T-name, so you’re a racist!", My friend’s text
"He said foogle and now he’s a racist. No joke.", My teacher’s comment
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you start searching on Google and then forget what you were looking for. It’s like you just got distracted by a meme and lost your whole life.
"I foogle’d and now I don’t even know what I was looking for.", My friend’s tweet
"He opened Google, forgot what he was doing, and just stared at it.", Reddit comment
"I foogle’d my way through the day and now I’m lost.", My text to myself
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Screaming at Google like it just stole your last dollar. You’re mad because you had to look something up and it took too long.
"FUCK GOOGLE! I just needed to know what a foogle was!", My tweet
"I said ‘fuck Google’ and then I Googled it anyway.", My friend’s text
"He screamed ‘FUCK GOOGLE!’ and then foogle’d the whole thing.", Reddit comment
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Getting fucked by Google Maps when you follow an old business listing to an empty lot. It’s like Google just tricked you and you’re out of luck.
"I followed Google Maps and ended up at an empty lot. Foogle!", My text to my friend
"He said ‘fuck Google’ after he found an empty lot.", My brother’s comment
"Google Maps said ‘here’s a restaurant’ and it was just dirt.", My tweet
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you’re too lazy to look something up, even though you have the whole world’s info at your fingertips. It’s like you just said ‘fuck it’ and forgot about Google.
"I didn’t Google it. I just said ‘fuck it’ and moved on.", My friend’s text
"He said ‘fuck it’ and didn’t Google anything.", My tweet
"I didn’t Google it because I was too lazy and said ‘fuck it’.", My comment on Reddit
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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