a Fonzie

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When you smear poop on someone while they're passed out, giving them the most awkward sideburns ever. It's like a dirty Sanchez but with more humiliation.
I woke up with a turd on my face and a sideburn that looked like it was made by a raccoon.
My brother got a Fonzie while he was dreaming about pizza and tacos.
My mom gave me a Fonzie after I yelled at her for burning the toast.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Hitting a broken machine with your fist like it owes you money, making it work again just to annoy you.
I hit the broken printer with my fist and it started printing again. Now it’s printing my hate letters.
The vending machine was broken, so I hit it like it was my ex.
My dad hit the toaster with his fist and now it makes toast and insults me.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who’s a total legend. He’s good at everything: football, drifting, video games, and making people jealous.
My cousin is a Fonzie. He can beat me at football and drift like a pro.
That guy in the park can beat me at Madden and also ride a bike like a boss.
My dad is a Fonzie. He can beat me at everything and still has time to yell at me.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy from the 70s who rode a bike into a restaurant like it was a dare, and he saved the squares from a life of misery.
Fonzie rode his bike into the restaurant and yelled, ‘I’m the cool one!’
He saved the squares from being stuck in the 70s forever.
He defied all rules just to show off and eat meatloaf.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you handle a problem like it’s nothing. You’re calm, cool, and you make everyone else look like a mess.
I handled that math test like it was a piece of cake and still had time to mess with my teacher.
She handled the situation like it was nothing and still had time to laugh at me.
He handled the fight like it was just another Monday.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you’re so in love with someone, it’s like you’ve died and gone to heaven. You can’t think straight, you’re smiling all the time, and you feel like you’re floating.
I saw her and it felt like I died and went to heaven. I’m still floating.
He got Fonzy and now he can’t stop smiling and talking about her.
She found Fonzy and now she’s floating through life like a boss.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A chill dude who’s like the guy from Happy Days. He’s just cool, relaxed, and doesn’t care about anything else.
He’s a Fonzie. He doesn’t care if he misses the bus or if his shoes are on backwards.
My friend is a Fonzie. He’s chill, relaxed, and can beat me at video games.
She’s a Fonzie. She’s just cool, relaxed, and doesn’t care about anything.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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