A Fonzi

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A old-time greaser who’s too cheap to buy new clothes and too lazy to wash the old ones.
My uncle is a Fonzi. He still wears the same pair of jeans since the 70s.
My cousin’s a Fonzi. He smells like a dead raccoon in a sock.
My neighbor’s a Fonzi. He still says ‘Hey hey’ like it’s 1975.
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When a guy sticks both thumbs in a girl’s private parts and yells ‘Heeeyyeee!’ like he just won the lottery.
My brother did the Fonzi at a party and got kicked out.
My friend’s cousin did the Fonzi at a wedding and got arrested.
I did the Fonzi at a sleepover and got grounded for a month.
3
When a guy sticks both thumbs in a girl’s private parts and yells ‘Heeeyyeee!’ like he’s the king of the world.
My crush did the Fonzi in front of my whole class.
My friend’s brother did the Fonzi at the mall and got tackled by a cop.
I did the Fonzi in front of my mom and got grounded for life.
4
When you hit a broken machine with your fist until it works again, because you’re too lazy to fix it properly.
My dad hit the broken lawnmower with his fist until it started.
My mom hit the broken microwave with her fist until it worked.
I hit the broken printer with my fist until it printed.
5
A guy who’s so good at everything, he’s like a superhero but with less cape and more swagger.
My cousin is a Fonzy. He beats me at everything from video games to football.
My neighbor is a Fonzy. He can drift like a pro and beat me at Madden.
My friend is a Fonzy. He’s got a 4.0 GPA and still beats me at basketball.
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The guy from the 70s who did crazy stuff like bike-riding into a diner and letting the squares live free. A true legend.
Fonzie is like the king of the 70s. He’s got more swagger than my dad.
Fonzie is like a superhero who rode a bike instead of a motorcycle.
Fonzie is the reason why I still say ‘Hey hey’ like it’s 1975.
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When you do something complicated and still look like you’re chill, like you own the situation.
I did the Fonzi at school and still looked cool.
My brother handled a tough situation and still looked like a boss.
My mom handled my dad’s temper and still looked like she was chill.
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