Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A fluffy is when you’re getting it on with a woman and she lets one rip right in your nuts

I was mid-blow job when she farted in my face. I almost died.

He was getting it on with his girlfriend when she let one rip in his balls. He screamed like a little girl.

She was giving me a good time when she farted in my nuts. I told her I was done.

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A fluffy is someone who’s so soft and cute you want to hug them and then punch them for being so good-looking

She’s so fluffy I want to hug her and then punch her for being so hot.

He’s a fluffy. I love him, but I also want to slap him for being so cute.

That guy is a fluffy. I’m in love, but I also want to throw things at him.

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A fluffy is like a big, hairy, soft cloud that also likes to lick your face

That fluffy licked my face. I was so flattered.

He looked like a big, hairy cloud. He licked my face. I was confused.

She was a fluffy. She licked my face. I was in shock.

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A fluffy is someone who’s perfect in every way, but only from your point of view, which is mostly because you’re a dumbass

She’s a fluffy. I think she’s perfect. She thinks I’m a dumbass.

He’s a fluffy. I think he’s perfect. He thinks I’m a mess.

They’re fluffy. I think they’re perfect. They think I’m annoying.

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A fluffy is a woman in her early 20s who lives with her parents, works a boring job, and licks men’s faces for free drinks at the bar

She’s a fluffy. She licks men’s faces for free drinks.

He met a fluffy. She licks faces for free drinks.

That bar is full of fluffies. They all lick faces for free drinks.

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A fluffy is not fat, but not skinny either. They’re just… average in the worst way

He’s a fluffy. He’s not fat, but he’s not skinny. He’s just average.

She’s a fluffy. She’s not fat, but she’s not skinny. She’s just average.

That person is a fluffy. They’re not fat, but they’re not skinny. They’re just average.

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A fluffy is someone who’s so soft and cute that it’s embarrassing, like when your mom shows up at your job and starts crying

He’s a fluffy. So soft and cute it’s embarrassing.

She’s a fluffy. So soft and cute it’s like watching your mom cry at work.

That guy is a fluffy. He’s so soft and cute, I want to hide him.