a flock of sparrows

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A sudden and brutal poop explosion that hits you like a sack of bricks.
My mom had a flock of sparrows right after eating spicy chili.
I thought I was going to die during my flock of sparrows at the school dance.
My dog had a flock of sparrows so loud the neighbors called the cops.
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When your butt looks like a sparrow infestation and it’s also leaking.
My brother had a flock of sparrows while doing his math homework.
I got a flock of sparrows during my presentation and everyone laughed.
My flock of sparrows happened in the middle of a Zoom call with my boss.
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The loud, messy sound of your butt doing the cha-cha with the toilet.
My flock of sparrows woke up my baby sister at 2 a. m.
I had a flock of sparrows during my favorite TV show.
My flock of sparrows happened right before I had to go to work.
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