a floater

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The gross, chunky poop that floats like a fat, smelly lollypop on top of the toilet water

My cousin's poop was so big, it floated like a ship in the middle of the toilet.

I saw my brother's floaters and I immediately ran out of the bathroom.

My mom's floater was so big, it looked like it was about to take over the entire toilet.

Getting a hard-on in public while wearing sweatpants because you're too lazy to put on pants

He got a floater while walking through the mall, and no one knew why.

She got a floater in the grocery store, and the cashier looked confused.

My uncle got a floater in the middle of the park, and people started staring.

Weird shapes that pop in your vision like a ghost wearing a clown costume and dancing around your brain

I saw a floater in my vision, and it looked like a dancing ghost with a mustache.

My floater looked like a flying chicken, and I couldn't stop laughing.

I saw a floater in the middle of my math test, and I failed because of it.

A person who doesn’t know where they belong, they nod at everyone like they’re a fanboy at a concert, but they're too shy to join the crowd

My floater friend nods at everyone, but he doesn’t know anyone.

She’s a floater who gets waves from every group but never joins any.

He’s a floater who’s too shy to talk to anyone, even his own family.

When a kid screams 'it's a floater' because a giant chocolate ball is taking too long to melt in a cup of milk

The kid screamed 'it's a floater' like it was the end of the world.

The chocolate ball was so slow, the kid called it a floater for no reason.

He screamed 'it's a floater' and everyone laughed at him.

A person who’s too weird to have a group, they float around like they’re a lonely cloud with no friends to share their weirdness

He’s a floater who dates different people but never stays with any of them.

She’s a floater who floats around and talks to people like they’re her only friend.

He’s a floater who floats from one group to another, but he never sticks around.

Weird, floating bits in your eye that look like floating pieces of spaghetti that don’t want to be eaten

My floaters look like tiny pieces of spaghetti in my eye.

My grandma has floaters that look like flying jellyfish.

My floaters look like tiny ghosts floating around my vision.